Names in rhyme

[sully]

Here is an old ditty from the Curragh over sixty years ago:

I've a pain in my belly says Doctor Kelly
Rub it with oil says Doctor Doyle
Very good cure says Doctor Moor
Tis on my hat says Doctor Pat

[Pat Mulcahy]

I remember the same rhyme when growing up in Newbridge but the names all involved local shopkeepers. It went...

I've a pain in my belly said Eddy Kelly
well rub it with oil said Tony Doyle
Is that a good cure said Andy Moore
Tis in my sh*te said Tony White.

Eddy Kelly delivered bread for either Kennedys or Bolands
Tony Doyle had a pork butcher shop
Andy Moore grocery store (Christy Moores father)
Tony Doyle I cannot remember

[kellquinn]

Hi all more rhyme
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man..
Popeye the Sailor Man..
I turned on the Telly..
Got shot by Joe Kelly..
I'm Popeye the sailor man..
Regards
Kellquinn