The Jacks

[andybrennan]

Hi all, now that the time is past the watershed of decency here goes.

Seats up seats down, who's responsibility.

Empty roll who replace it the encumbent or the next user

Cleaning the jacks,loo,toilet bog etc,

Do any of the above cause friction in the home

Do all lads think that just because the seat is down that they have the accuracy of Robin Hood


Your views and comments and see where this brings us,
probably down the sewer

Andy

[Matt McNamara]

Andy

This is a Crap subject ;D ;D

Matt

[andybrennan]

Too True Matt,

But we will see when the ladies give their views.

It could stink or the s... could hit the fan


Andy

[afcmoore]

Hi Andy'.
Thanks for the birthday wishes had a great day at the Daughters and with the Grandchildren.
What a fine mess you have got us gentlemen into and i just hope your not a boghouse poet .
I'm trying to save you Captain because your on a slippery slope so flush those thoughts right out of your mind.
We have water meters over here and it costs every time you flush the loo so to save money if you pee leave it there for all to see if its brown flush it down.
Sorry Matt its that Captain B leading me astray .
Cheers
Anthony.

[andybrennan]

Hi Tony glad your day went well.

But believe it or not the position of the seat for instance does cause a bone of contention.

With the male of the species it dependes on wether it is number 1 or number 2

Andy

[rose5mcdonaghtce]

Hi Andy and all,

If you must leave the seat down and you sprinkle when you tinkle please wipe the seat.

If you put the seat up when tinkling please put it down when finished. Us ladies of a certain age the need and urgency to tinkle at times can be overwhelming, some trips to the loo are with such haste that the position of the seat is overlooked, very unpleasant when you plonk your delicate little rear end on the cold thin porcelain or wrose again onto a slightly wet seat.

Another note to the gents, there are caps on toothpaste for a reason, also on shampoos and shower gels.

We lived in Connolly and shared the loo at the end of the block, but I am glad to say at that time it was not an issue for me as any issues I had then were being deposited into the terry towelling. Would imagine the ladies of the houses would have had plenty to say on the subject of the loo seat and who was responsible.

Rose.

[andybrennan]

Hi Rose
Another piece of fine scribing,
Mention of the ones in Connolly Md Qtrs brings back memories , Jaysus they were drafty, no real need to worry to much about up or down the seat I mean as often it found a better use in the fire warming the house instead of the rear,
Ladies should in their own interest raise the seat on leaving as most lads forget that no matter how much they shake and dance the last few drops go down their pants, after the seat of course,
Tooth paste caps I agree with you ,soap in soap holder another the towel hung on the floor another sure tis endless what can go wrong or right in the humble jacks

Andy

[tommysweeney1]

Andy

Iam convinced you have to much time on your hands.



Signed

eamon straight

[andybrennan]

Begorrah Tommy,

But you could be right, just not enough hours in the day

Andy

[gercollinsfurlong]

Hi Andy
And there was me thinking that i was the only one that talks crap ;D ;D
All joking aside what really pee's me off is leaving the seat up and if by chance that the seat is left down you can be sure it ain't dry.

GERALDINE

[andybrennan]

Geraldine,

I have gone all red at your opinion,
I think I am quite flushed.

reminds me of the chap who phoned a help line looking for help on incontinence, and when asked where he was ringing from replied the waist down. I could end up in jeopardy with all the rest for that

Andy

[gercollinsfurlong]

HI Andy
Good one almost peed myself
See what you started these jokes could go on forever.

GERALDINE

[rose5mcdonaghtce]

Hi Andy and Ger,

No matter where the jacks were in quarters indoor or outdoor it was freezing in winter time, reading in the toilet seems to be a man thing more so than a passtime for the women, how did they stick sitting there in the cold, on a frosty morning, the condensation dripping from the ceiling as the thaw set in.

Anyone remember the wire hanger on the back of the door, with the evening herald cut into neat squares, for the purpose of, fair play to the sewerage system, it took some abuse.

When you were too small to reach the chain, having to stand up on the bowl, if the jacks had the two blocks of wood either side bolted to the china instead of the pull down seat, you were in danger of wetting your brown sandals.

Rose.

[rose5mcdonaghtce]

Hi Andy,

An old lady went to see her GP suffering from constipation, he gave her two suppositeries and told her to go home and put them in her back passage. Off she goes and places them in the back hall, wondering what good that is going to do her. She returned to the Doc the following week, no move he asked her no she said for all the good they did me I might as well have shoved them up my arse.

Rose.

[andybrennan]

Rose,


that old lady not from Clarke, no back passages there,

do you remember Paddy Crosbie'e funny incident,

one that has remained in my memory a young chap from Dublin telling Paddy about the vet shooting the horse,and where did he shoot him asked Paddy and the reply was he shot him in the hole sir,

lots of priceless funny incidents, Joey,Johnny have a look in the filing cabinets in your heads

Andy